ABEREUS survives “death by claw”

The tool deathbyclawd.com analyzes how much AI threatens a company’s business model. A low score means high potential for survival. ABEREUS received 2 out of 100 points—and was thus awarded “IMMORTAL” status.

The AI couldn’t resist weighing in directly:

“We are gathered here today NOT to bury ABEREUS—because you can’t disrupt a toilet with a Markdown file. ABEREUS will outlive every SaaS company in this scanner, because people will stop needing software before they stop needing toilets.”

And Claude himself added dryly:

“I am capable of many things—but separating solids and liquids sustainably and odor-free is slightly beyond my current capabilities. I recommend continuing to use a real toilet. ABEREUS seems charming.”

The result comes as little surprise: dry separation toilets are physical products that fulfill a basic human need—independent of algorithms, servers, or an internet connection. AI can automate many things, but the restroom is not one of them.

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Source: https://deathbyclawd.com/

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